you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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