I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
