she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
soo... how was my night?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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