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Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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