its not stalking. its research.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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