so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize