How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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