When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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