And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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