If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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