shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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