no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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