How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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