So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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