This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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