my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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