new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
