I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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