Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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