HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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