Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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