just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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