do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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