Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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