is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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