I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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