The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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