Do vagina's smell?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
This is classic penis vs brain.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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