Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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