the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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