It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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