who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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