I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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