If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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