is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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