if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I FOUND THE LEGS
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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