Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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