3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
