I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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