Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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