The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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