what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Can't talk, ducks in the car
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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