I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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