just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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