I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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