so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I wear drunk well.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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