I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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