This girl is more easily done than said...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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