I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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