Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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