maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hello my rib-scented angel!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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