And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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