How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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